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1.be torke migan mizari bachat bere daneshgah migae: age be darsesh latme nazane, are

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2.Torke mikhaste bere shekare khargoosh azash miporsan chejoori mikhay khargoosh shekar koni mige: kari nadare ke miri poshte derakht sedaye havij dar miyari.

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3.Torke kilide mashinesho to mashin ja mizare zano bachash too mashin gir mikonan.

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4.Torke mire parti ye pesare dasht halikopteri miraghside torke jav migiratesh ba RPG mizanatesh

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5.YE torke ye jir jirak peyda mikone ta sobh mishine roghan karish mikone

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1.be torke migan mizari bachat bere daneshgah migae: age be darsesh latme nazane, are

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2.Torke mikhaste bere shekare khargoosh azash miporsan chejoori mikhay khargoosh shekar koni mige: kari nadare ke miri poshte derakht sedaye havij dar miyari.

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3.Torke kilide mashinesho to mashin ja mizare zano bachash too mashin gir mikonan.

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4.Torke mire parti ye pesare dasht halikopteri miraghside torke jav migiratesh ba RPG mizanatesh

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5.YE torke ye jir jirak peyda mikone ta sobh mishine roghan karish mikone

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6.Torke mayosh soorakh mishe , ghargh mishe

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7.ye bar torke to dastesh mikh rafte bode..bad mikharo dar miare..mibine khon miad .dobare mikharo mizare sare jash!!!

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8.Torke eynak aftabi mizane. bachash miyad too otagh. be bachash mige: ta in vaght e shab koja boodi...?

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9.yek bar ye mare dashte mirafte shahrake gharb . avalesh migofte fis fis badesh ke barmigarde migofe dips dips!!!

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10.be torke migan ba loobiya jomle besaz mige: koochooloo biya!!!

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11.Torke savare asansor mishe mibine neveshte: zarfiyat 12nafar. ba khodesh mige: ajab badbakhtiye ha! hala11nafar e dig

e az koja biyaram?

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12.ye zany vase bachash lalaei mikhoonde bad az nim saat bachehe mige "hala dige khafe sho mikham bekhabam"

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13.be torke migan az che rangi khoshet miyad? mige kamrang

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14.gosalehe ba mamanesh davash mishe mire dame dar mige :taxi dar bast koshtargah

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15.yek ghazvini akhond mishe miporsan chera? Mige akhe shenidam mardom be akhoonda posht kardand

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16.ye ruz ye torkeh ye sarhang mibineh migeh agha shoma goruhbanid?sarhangeh mibineh in kheili bighe migeh are,,,,,,torkeh migeh pas ghalat kardi lebas sarhangi pushidi

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17.be torke migan age hame donyaro behet bedan chi kar mikoni?mige mifrosham miram kharej

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18.be yeki migan ba matiz jomle besaz mige: matiz your name?

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19.rashtie ezdevaj mikone be dostash zang mizane mige bacheha man zan gereftam bian khoneye ma safa

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20.be torkeh migan ba EDAREH jomleh besaz migeh EEEE DAREH jisham mirizeh

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21.yeki dashte dore meydon micharkhide behesh migan cherainghadr dor meydon micharkhi mige akhe rahnamam gir karde

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22.Torke ba zanesh davash shode boode ba ham harf nemizadan , shab ke miad bekhabe mibine zanesh 1 yaddasht gozashte , neveshte mano saat 6 bidar kon. farda sobh zane saat 10 az khab pa mishe mibine torke 1 yaddasht gozashte , pasho zanike khar saat 6 e

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23.Torke khodesho be moosh mordegi mizane gorbe mikhoradesh

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24.dost rashtie shab mire khonee rashtie!rashtie mige man be shoooma etemad daram mizaram zanam beinemon bekhabe yevakht.....nakoni!onam mige bashe! 1 saat bad zane pa mishe be marde mige ye lab bede!marde mige zeshte !shoharet bidar mishe!zane ba balesh mizane to sare shohare mige didi?bidar nashod!labe omidan va mikhaban! 1 saat bad dobare zane havas lab mikone!zane ham mesl dafe pish vali in dafe ba maytabe mizane to sare rashtie ta akhar labo begire!dafe bad dobare zane lab mikhaste !marde mige baba shoharet bidar mishe!zane mige voiso va mire biron!yehoo rashtie pa mishe mige the bekonesh dige!raft bil biare! vaghean be bakhshid

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25.Torke mikhaste poshtesho bekharoone ajor mizare zire pash!!!

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26.torkaro boos mikonan jav migiratesh hamele mishe !!

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27.ye rooz ye rashteieh mireh khooneh mibineh ke zanesh ba ye marde gharibeh tooie teras khooneh mashghool hastan kheili asabani mishe va dad mizaneh Aoooooo martikeh kesafate bi aberoo mage man otagh khab nadaram?28.Torke ba doostesh mire cinema , vasataye film ye gave hamle mikone be samte doorbin , torke dar mire doostesh mikhande mige baba filme , torke:man midoonam filme to midooni film , in gave ke nemidoone film

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29.pesare torke be babash mige baba mikham beram daneshgah , babash mige be sharti ke be darset latme nazani

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30.Torke porteghal khooni mikhore EIDS migire31.Torka miran soorakhe laye ozono bedozan khodeshon mimoonan onvaresh

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32.Torke meemeere......joke ha tamoom meeshan!!!!

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33.pirzane migoze konesh rag be rag mishe

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34.rashtye mire zanesho bime omr kone ,yaroo mige jenab che bimeyee konam ?rashtye mige shakhse sales benvis!!! chon raft o amadesh ziade

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35.ye morghe be ye morghe dige mige: nemidooni khahar too jibe dokhtaram adamse khooroos peyda kardam....oonyeki mige :in ke chizi nis man to jibe dokhtaram tokhme morgh peyda kardam

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36.be ye zane rashti migan moghe moasheghe ba shoharet ham harf mizani?migeh agar telephone bezaneh areh!!!!!!!!!!

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37.az rashteie porsidan ke miidooni eidz cheieh migeh eidz chizeieh ke agar man dashteh basham zanam dareh age zanam dashteh bashe tamame shahr ham daran

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38.ye bar 1 torke ba 2 ta siyah poost ye cheragh jadoo peyda mikonan (in cheragh jadoo faghat ye arezo baravarde mikarde) , kholasash siyahe mige mano sefid kon sfid mishe , siyah dovomi ham hamin arezo ro mikone , torke mige dobare in 2 ta ro siyah kon

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39.Torke mire khase gari bad maman va babaye dokhatre migan dokhtaremoon felan ke dare dars mikhoone hala har vaght darsesh tamoom shod , torke pas man miram ye 1 saat dige miyam ke darsesh tamoom shode bashe

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40.rashtiye mire khoone mibine ye sarbaze khoonashoone sari mire donbalesh , sarbaze mire sari zire takht rashtiye mige biya biroon man az in zir sarhang ha sargord ha dar ovordam to ke sahli

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41.ye evakhahare mikhore zamin mige eva jazebe toham

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42.ye hezar paaaa az derakht miyofte , mige:akh pam akh pam akh pam akh pam akh pam zarbdar 1000

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43.Torke ba khoda ghar mikone mikhaste namaz bekhoone mige 4 rakat namaz zohr mikhoonam ((be kasiyam rabti nadare))

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44.be torke migan ba tole sag jomle besaz mige tole sag, zarbdar arze sag, mishe masahat sag

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45.ye rooz ye kore khare az mamanesh miporse maman chera ma hamishe saremoon paeene??!! madresh mige:akhe pesram torke ke baraye ma aberoo nazashtan

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46.rashtiye varede khoone mishe , ye marde sari dar mire to teras rashteye sari mire migresh mige inja chekar mikoni migi havapeyma sooghoot kard man oftdam inja mige ay ridam too in rejimo artesh mige chera mige 2 rooz pish ye ghvase to vanemoon raho gom karde bood.

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47.Torke mosafer keshi mikard. ye ja ye zane behesh mige: agha karimkhan mirid ? torke mige: maloome ke mirid age nemirid ke mimord.

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48.ye torke ashghal mireh to cheshmesh shab saat 9 mire dame dar va miste

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49.Basijiye Mire Olampic Behesh Migan shoma too mosabeghat be che maghami fekr mikonin???? Mige Man Faghat be magham moazzame rahbari fekr mikonam

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50.midoni ageh yeh tork lisans begire chi misheh ? misheh loor.!

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51.behesh migan (torke) koja bodi ? rafteh bodam madar zanam ro khak konam .pas chera khaki va khoni hasti ? akheh kheili mogavemat kard !

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52.Torke mire jeloye Aiene , pole khodesho mikeshe o mige chetori khare !!!

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53.be torke migan: ta hala shodeh too sharayeti gir koni ke na rahe pish dashteh bashi na rahe pas ? torke: are , ye bar aareh rafteh bod too koonam

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54.Torke mire 2ktor , migeh:aghaye 2ktor man mikham 1000 saal omr konam .2ktor: khobe sigar mikeshi?torke: na2ktor: mavade mokhader masraf mikoni?torke: na2ktor: mashrob mikhori?torke: na2ktor: khanom bazi mikoni?torke: na2ktore shaki mishe migeh : akhe martikeye nafahm mikhaei 1000 saal omr koni ke che ghalati bekoni !?!?!?

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55.ye rooz ye rashtie be zanesh mige elahi mushe koor bokhoradet zanesh mige chera mushe koor?mige chon nafahme che gohi khorde

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56.yebar be ye lakposhte migan doroogh begoo mige : davidam o davidam

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57.rashtiye mire kelas gheirat , nesfe shab zanesh boland mishe, rashtiye mige: khanom jan koja miri? zane mige: daram miram dastshooi. mige: nemikhad beri begir bekhab khodam miram!!!

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58.Torke har kanal mizade heivon neshon midade be pesaresh mige boro bebin enten nayoftade to tavile

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59.Torke savar otobos mishe mibine ye zane hamele neshaste mige khanom in chiye to shekamet zane mige bachame torke mige dostesh dari zane mige khili torke mige pas chera ghortesh dadi ?!?!?!

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60.moaleme bache basigiye ro mibare pa takhte mige khotot movazi tarif kon mige 2 khat movazi 2 khatiyan ke hamdigaro ghat nakonan magar be dastor magham moazame rahbari

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61.midoonin kodoom heyvoone ke hamaro mishnase???????????????????goosfandbe herki mirese mike baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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62.be lakposhte migan chera namaz nemikhoni mige akhe lak daram

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63.Be khamenei migan vahede rish chie? mige an ! migan chera? mige chon rishe khomeinianbashtas . male man anboohe . male akbar andake . male khatami ham andazast...!!!!!

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64.rashtiiye zanesh mimire shirini mide migan chera?mige baraye avalin bar khiyalam rahate ke koja mikhabe

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65.ye rooz ye divoone khoone boode doktoro mikhaste bimarasho emtehan kone bebine khoob shodan navare azaadary mizare hame bolan mishan miraghsan ye nafar oon gooshe neshaste boode fekr mikone khoob shode mige chera to nemiraghsi mige akhe man aroosam

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66.ye bar to rasht zelzele miad rashtye dado bidad mikone mige ahhhhhhy...mardom zanam zire avar gir karde.behesh migan khob boro daresh biar mige akhe nemidoonam too kodoom khoonast!!

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67.ye rashtye 4 saal zanesho ba khiaar mikarde , zanesh mifahme, shaaki mishe mige martike khejalat nakeshidi mano 4 saal ba khiaar mikardi? rashtye mige man khejalat bekesham ya to ke to in 4 saal 4 ta bache ovordi?

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68.Torke kelase raghs mizare , varshekast mishe. midoonin chera? chon be harki miraghside shabash midade

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69.Torke miofte too joob vase inke zaye nashe seda ghooti dar miare

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70.Ye Torke Nane babasho Mikohse Azash Miporsan Akhe To Chera Inkaro Kardy? Mige Bade 20 Sal Be Rabeteye Kasifeshun Pey Bordam!!

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71.ye roz ye torke kise haye simano mizashte ro kolesho miborde invar onvar kheyly ham nafas nafas mizade , behesh migan khob agha az forghon estefade kon mige estefade kardam vali charkhesh poshtamo zakhmy mikone

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72.ye zane to khiyabon dashte goshad goshad rah mirafte ye late mibine mige abji khoda bad nade mige khoda bad nanade khodam bad dadam73.ye zarbolmasal chini mige age ye khar boset kone behtar az ineke ye bos kharet kone

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74.ye torke dashte to binahayat ghadam mizade ye sedaye boland be gooshesh mirese. Bar migarde mibine 2ta khatte movazi khordan be ham.

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75.be torke migan shoma hamaton in ghadr sadeh hastin mige nababa rah rahemoon to afrighast

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76.Akse ye kargadan ro be ye torke neshon midan migan shoma to shahretoon be in chi migin? mige valla ma ghalat mikonim be in chizi begim....

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77.aval shalvareto dar miyaram , bad mikesham jolo , bad boset mikonam , bad poshaketo avaz mikonam

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78.Torke daftar khateretesh por mishe , daftaresho mindaze door

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79.az torke miporsan midoni family khoda chiye mige vala nemidonam vali gamon konam vakili bashe

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80.Torke mire emam reza ehsasaty mishe mige : Emam ali ghorbone labe teshnat beram pas key zohoor mikoni ???

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81.be torke migan namzadi mesl chi mimone mige mesl inke babat ye 2charkhe barat bekhare nazare savar shi

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82.ye roz zan rashtiye ye pasho mizare ro on pash on pash be on yeki pash mige che ajab ma shomaro didim

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83.rashiye zan migire behesh migan tahghigh karde bodi mige harki karde bode razi bode

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84.Torke shamposh makhsos mohaye khoshk bode bedone ab saresho mishore

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85.basijiye ashegh mishe , navar khali gosh mide

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86.arose mire gol bechine , shahr dari migirash

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87.kardid hajateton ghati shod man hamele shodam

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88.Torke mire emamzade mibine shloghe , mire vasat mige shologh nakonid on dafe ke shologh

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89.Torke seke ro mindaze bala shir miad farar mikone

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90.Torke zang mizane 118 mige agha shoma shomareye asghar yosefi dari yaro bad az koli gashtan mige na torke mige pas yadasht kon

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91.ye maghz mirese be ye torke mige begoo mano kam dari begoo

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92.be abadaniye khabar midan babat morde mige akh jon az farda tirip meshki

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93.Tafavote ye monshiye khoob ba ye monshiye kheili kheili khoob chie ??? >>>>>>> monshiye khoob mige : SOBH BEKHEIR RAEES , monshiye kheili khoob mige : SOBH SHODE RAEES

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94.Tokre mire namaz jome jav migiratesh moj mexici mire ...

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95.Torke mire doctor mige aghaye doctor nemidoonam chera hich kas be man mahal nemizare, doctore mige nafare ba'd

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96.Torke edeaye peighambari mikone, mardom behesh migan: toke peighambari pas ketabet ko?? mige: man ketab metab nadaram jozve migam benevisid!!!

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97.Torke mikonan rais seda sima bad az ye hafe bar kenaresh mikonan chon vasat azan payam bazargani pakhsh mikard

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98.Torke miyad tehron ye 2khatre khoshgel mibine mige khanom in dost 2khtar ke migan shomaeid

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99.az ghazvinye miporsan tahsil kardi mige tahsil nakardam vali mohasel chera

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100.yaro kandid riyesat jomhori mishe 3 ta raei bishtar nemiyare shab mire khone khanomesh dar ja yeki mikhabone to goshesh mige midonestam paye ye zane digeam vasate

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101.torkaro mibordan jahanam mige chera migan chon 324/273 rakat namaz ghaza dari mige oon 324 dorost /273 chie migan oon cosinoose zavie enheraf az gheblas

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102.az rashtiye miporsan shoma ba che sahmiyei vared daneshgah shodin ? mige: man eftekhar mikonam farzand 3 ta shahidam

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103.be ye torke migan: sezariano tarif kon che amalie? mige: bache be sharte chaghoooooo!!!!

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104.agar khoda be dokhtara etminan dasht oonaro POLUM shode nemifrestad

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105.Ye rooz ye basijiye az ye 2khtare khoshesh miad bad mire behesh mige khanoom bebakhshid eftekhre ye rakat namaz ba maro midid

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106.ye rooz be ye torke migan ba BALESH jomle besaz,mige raftam shekar ye parande didam khastam bezanam be baleshh....migan ba inn balesh na ba oon BALESH ,mige khob raftam shekar ye parande didam ,moondam bezanam too in balesh ya oon baleshhh......migan na baba aslan bikhial ba TOSHAK jomle besaz,mige raftam shekar ye parande didam TOOSHAk boodam bezanam be in BALESH ya oon BALESH

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107.Torke khab mibine hanabandoone,bidar mishe mibine ride !!!

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108.Torke mire jolo ayneh harchi fek mikone adame too aynaro nemishnase hey ba khodesh fek mikone man in mardaro koja didam?...bade ye saat mige aha hala yadam oftad in hamoone ke too salmooniam didamesh

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109.Be ghazvinie migan ye khatere shirin tarif kon , mige "ye bache bood... sefid bood...ye koche BOMbast bod" , migan ye khatereye bad tarif kon , mige "ay baba ! bache boodim ...sefid boodim ye koche Bombast.."

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